Eat It is a song written by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It is a parody of Beat It by Michael Jackson. It was featured as the first track on Wierd Al Yankovic in 3-d.
Lyrics[]
How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan So eat it, just eat it (prrr)
Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate ooh You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate So eat it, don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are a cryin' young shame You're playin' with your food like it's some kind of game Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame So eat it, just eat it (prr)(burp)
You better listen, better do what you're told ooh You haven't even touched your tuna casserole ooh You better chow down or it's gonna get cold So eat it
I don't care if you're full Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Open up your mouth and feed it Have some more yogurt, have some more spam It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it Have a banana, have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you have for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it (hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh)
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it If it's gettin' cold, reheat it Have a big dinner, have a light snack If you don't like it you can't send it back Just eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord) Have some more chicken,(woohoo) have some more pie (woohoo) It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it Don't you make me repeat it (oh no) Have a banana,(woohoo) have a whole bunch It doesn't matter what you had for lunch Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it